[Part One]

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Oceans of raccoons. A camera that can anoint you. Multiple win.

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It’s like they tried to mix kaiju with Barbie and made something that appealed to no one, ever. And that skirt leaves nothing to the imagination.

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Another couple of warriors intent on going beyond the century. Considering that I probably purchased these somewhere around 1999, I say that they achieved their goals. These are actually very cool kaiju pieces.

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BABY RUTH!

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Figure TRULY, SURELY GLOWS! WE PROMISE! WE FUCKING SWEAR, OKAY? GOD DAMMIT HE’S GONNA GLOW THIS TIME I SWEAR ON MY MOTHER’S GRAVE!

Just what every warrior who depends on stealth and the dark of night needs – glowing powers.

More to come.