I stumbled upon a website called ‘Omegle‘. It connects two people to chat anonymously.

You can only imagine the wonders of intellectual discourse that it provides.

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi im a guy are you a horny girl with msn and webcam?
You: OF COURSE I AM
Stranger: give me your msn
You: Give me $500
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: AHOY
Stranger: oi
Stranger: sup?
You: I am a wizard.
You: ARRRRR MATEY.
Stranger: aye
You: Also, I am a hamburger.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: there’s a party in my pants and you’re on the guest list!
You: I see there’s plenty of room!
You: No one told me that the host was a dwarf!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I am being told to say hello.
Stranger: Hi
You: What’s your favorite way to kill a man?
Stranger: Umm… I dont know, i dont kill people
You: Isn’t that what this website is?
Stranger: Sorry but I dont quite understand
You: Once, I poked a man’s eye so hard that it traveled through time and choked him as a baby.
Stranger: Right…
You: I know it was right. He was messing with my sister.
Stranger: Aha
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: THE BEES!
You: The keep on slamming the door!
You: Why are bees using my door anyhow?
You: Hello? Isn’t this the bee-door support line?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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