Robots


In 2010, Lego will be releasing a series of blind-boxed minifigures.

Yes, that is a zombie, raygun wielding astronaut, and a robot. Holy crap. When I finally put together Fallingwater, I think that a zombie invasion of the premises is practically inevitable at this point.

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These are things I like this week :

LEGO Fallingwater. Barnes & Noble had it in stock, they were offering free shipping, and I get a discount. I’ve wanted it for a long, long time now. I finally bit the bullet and bought it. One day, when I have a fancy office, this will go on a shelf of its own.

I also love the 3A WWRp robot sets. They’re insanely expensive, the customer service sucks, and they’re hard to get because the info is so sparse and inconsistent, but I still love them.


I also really dig this robot with a giant eyeball for a head, because all robots should have giant eyeball heads.

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Tonight, I got an amazing little present from a French girl who seems to have an innate understanding of my soul.

Thank you.

Robots


[Part Two]

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Nothing much to say here but COLOR-DELIGTH VARIED!

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I especially love the cyborg ‘Imitator’ and ‘Captain Hook’, who they are sure to define as THE PIRATE. In case we thought we were getting Captain Hook : The Optometrist.

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These are not, in fact, poseable. And they have sculpted nipples. I especially love the fan in the background with the banner that simply says ‘WIN’. He doesn’t care who comes out on top, as long as he sees someone get hit. Truly a man’s man.

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I don’t know what this is, but I think I just peed myself out of some unnamed emotion that is a pure mix of terror and complete amusement.

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[Part One]

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Oceans of raccoons. A camera that can anoint you. Multiple win.

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It’s like they tried to mix kaiju with Barbie and made something that appealed to no one, ever. And that skirt leaves nothing to the imagination.

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Another couple of warriors intent on going beyond the century. Considering that I probably purchased these somewhere around 1999, I say that they achieved their goals. These are actually very cool kaiju pieces.

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BABY RUTH!

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Figure TRULY, SURELY GLOWS! WE PROMISE! WE FUCKING SWEAR, OKAY? GOD DAMMIT HE’S GONNA GLOW THIS TIME I SWEAR ON MY MOTHER’S GRAVE!

Just what every warrior who depends on stealth and the dark of night needs – glowing powers.

More to come.

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I found a large box in my closet. Well, I’ve found many – but this particular box is completely full of a few years worth of dollar store toys.

Things that can cut you. Things that can blind you. Things that have no grasp of copyright or spelling. Things that are potentially hilarious. If Toygiants taught me anything, its an appreciation of every toy in its rawest, sloppiest form – smeared with paint and harboring visible seams.

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He’s the king of adventure, defending the stars. How awesome is that? You know, if it didn’t suck so intensely and come with torso-sized Liefeld guns? It’s worth noting that the illustrations are madcore awesome.

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With real, live Zone Power Of Spinning. This was probably from that bygone era when Pokemon were still an infectious disease that was slowly devouring America and ruining Saturday morning cartoons forever.

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An unfortunate mistranslation that steals from both Lisa Frank and Disney : My Lover Mermaid, because ‘My Mermaid That Has Sex With Me’ was already taken.

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A snowstorm can be exciting! Water skiing is of the newest in the family of sports! Move over, sonw on skis! It’s like a collage was brutally sodomized, and this is the evidence.

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Transformers : Robots in Denial. It actually changes into an even less attractive pile of junk.

More to come.